{"id":11816,"date":"2015-02-14T11:16:48","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T09:16:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.funtur.ro\/blog\/?p=11816"},"modified":"2015-02-14T11:33:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T09:33:27","slug":"fa-urato-ba-prostule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.funtur.ro\/blog\/2015\/02\/14\/fa-urato-ba-prostule\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103 ur\u0103to, b\u0103 prostule!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>O fi o mod\u0103 \u0219i nu \u0219tiu eu c\u0103, de, de la o v\u00eerst\u0103, nu mai \u021bii pasul a\u0219a u\u0219or. \u00cemi scobesc amintirile \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 realizez dac\u0103 e o chestie de teribilism legat de v\u00eerst\u0103, sex&#8230;. chestii din astea. Dar la o privire mai atent\u0103 a pie\u021bei, constat c\u0103 nu. Fenomenul se petrece la diverse v\u00eerste \u0219i, ca \u0219i-n dragoste, nici \u00een acest caz, sexul nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Se poart\u0103 plesnitul peste ochi \u0219i adev\u0103rul brutal pentru c\u0103 adev\u0103rul ne elibereaz\u0103, nu? Facem un bine omenirii c\u00eend \u00eei spunem unui gras c\u0103 e penibil c\u00eend danseaz\u0103. Un bine celor care se simt traumatiza\u021bi de imagini care lezeaz\u0103 ad\u00eencul \u0219i profundul lor sim\u021b estetic dar mai ales \u00eei facem un bine grasului (grasei, celui s\u0103rit de 45, celui c\u0103ruia \u00eei lipse\u0219te sim\u021bul ridicolului, sim\u021bul ritmului, vocea, piciorul mic \u0219i g\u00eetul gra\u021bios).<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Un0WPxQDzlI\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Ce at\u00eeta polite\u021be domnule?! Ce at\u00eeta ipocrizie?! Trebuie s\u0103 avem curajul opiniilor noastre \u0219i s\u0103 smulgem din r\u0103d\u0103cini (sau din ce-o fi \u00een func\u021bie de context) concep\u021bii, tabuuri \u0219i falsuri. S\u0103 spunem lucrurilor pe nume: B\u0103 grasule, e\u0219ti penibil! M\u0103 proasto, e\u0219ti proast\u0103 r\u0103u! S\u0103 spunem idio\u021bilor \u00een fa\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 sunt idio\u021bi, s\u0103-i facem pe pro\u0219ti s\u0103 se prind\u0103 c\u0103 sunt pro\u0219ti, s\u0103 explic\u0103m cr\u0103c\u0103na\u021bilor c\u0103 nu se pot \u00eembr\u0103ca precum Hugh Jackman, s\u0103-i spunem para\u0219utei \u0103leia blonde \u0219i fi\u021boase c\u0103 e o curv\u0103 preten\u021bioas\u0103, s\u0103-i spunem de la obraz p\u0103mp\u0103l\u0103ului de l\u00eeng\u0103 para\u0219uta blond\u0103 c\u0103 e penibil \u0219i jalnic.<\/p>\n<p>Dar mai ales, s\u0103 spunem toate lucrurile astea a\u0219a, cu cuvinte adecvate, f\u0103r\u0103 eufemisme \u0219i polite\u021buri inutile. A\u0219a \u0219i numai a\u0219a o s\u0103 aib\u0103 o str\u0103fulgerare \u0219i o revela\u021bie (deodat\u0103 sau pe r\u00eend, nu conteaz\u0103) \u0219i o s\u0103 \u00eenceteze s\u0103 mai fie gra\u0219i, pro\u0219ti, curve \u0219i preten\u021bio\u0219i. O s\u0103 vad\u0103 calea adev\u0103rat\u0103 \u0219i o s\u0103 devin\u0103 \u0219i ei oameni normali, a\u0219a ca noi.<\/p>\n<p>A, stai, nu? Nu se \u00eent\u00eempl\u0103 chestia asta? P\u0103i, nici nu conteaz\u0103 prea mult. Noi ne-am f\u0103cut datoria \u0219i am \u00eencercat s\u0103 le smulgem v\u0103lul de pe ochi dar, vai, dac\u0103 sunt pro\u0219ti, gra\u0219i \u0219i lipsi\u021bi de umor, nu prea au cum s\u0103 priceap\u0103. P\u0103i, chiar nu conteaz\u0103, le-am spus noi ce au de f\u0103cut, s\u0103 se duc\u0103 naibii \u0219i s\u0103-\u0219i revizuiasc\u0103 atitudinea! C\u0103 doar n-o s\u0103 ne deranjeze at\u00eeta cu ridicolul lor!<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a-i c\u0103 suntem curajo\u0219i, speciali \u0219i de\u0219tep\u021bi? Toat\u0103 lumea a v\u0103zut asta, toat\u0103 lumea ne-a aprobat \u0219i ne-a pupat pe peste tot. M\u0103 rog, mai pu\u021bin gra\u0219ii, dansatorii trecu\u021bi de 45, ur\u00ee\u021bii \u0219i proastele. Dar ei nu conteaz\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i dac\u0103 tot ne-am pornit, hai s\u0103 spunem \u0219i celor de pe l\u00eeng\u0103 noi c\u0103 sunt u\u0219or penibili c\u00eend vor s\u0103 fac\u0103 o glum\u0103 pentru c\u0103 nu se pricep deloc, dar deloc, la spus glume, c\u0103 p\u0103rerile lor sunt de c\u0103cat pentru c\u0103 se complac \u00eentr-un idealism desuet, c\u0103 ar fi bine s\u0103-\u0219i schimbe frizura aia idioat\u0103 de hipsteri eco&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Mai am. Mai vre\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Clocesc de ceva vreme articolul \u0103sta \u0219i cred c\u0103 am avut nevoie de un mic declan\u0219ator. N-o s\u0103 spun care a fost declan\u0219atorul dar e cineva care va \u0219ti \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; O fi o mod&#259; &#537;i nu &#537;tiu eu c&#259;, de, de la o v&icirc;rst&#259;, nu mai &#539;ii pasul a&#537;a u&#537;or. &Icirc;mi scobesc amintirile &#537;i &icirc;ncerc s&#259; realizez dac&#259; e o chestie de teribilism legat de v&icirc;rst&#259;, sex&hellip;. chestii din astea. Dar la o privire mai atent&#259; a pie&#539;ei, constat c&#259; nu. 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